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Fate has always had a strange sense of humor, and it appears to
be no exception for 2010.
After a blanket of
snow fell on us here in central Virginia, we swing into the
month of February with winter still fully upon us. This has come
as no real surprise to me for one recurring reason. Being the
gearhead that I am, I attend the yearly Rods and Customs Car
Show held at the Showplace just east of Richmond. The dates for
the show always fall somewhere in early February, and more often
than not there has been snow on the ground for the event.
Back to fate and
its sense of humor. Obviously this year fate has decided to
tempt the desires of the gearheads and see what mayhem will
ensue. On a national scale, Valentine’s Day is celebrated on the
14th, which this year happens to fall on a Sunday.
This particular date also happens to be the culmination of
Daytona Speed Week, with the much anticipated Daytona 500 waving
the green flag on that very same day.
For those couples
and families who are avid NASCAR fans, this was probably seen as
a godsend. They can pack their campers and motor homes with all
manner of tailgating supplies, or simply kick back in one of the
many hotels located near the legendary track. Even for the ones
who cannot make the trek to Florida, they can break out the hot
wings and the premium beer, and have a cozy afternoon on the
sofa in front of the big screen.
I’m sure there
might even be some flowers and chocolates, possibly embossed
with a favorite driver’s number, exchanged at the end of the
race along with the gentle words, “I love ya baby.”
However, outside
of the realm of NASCAR couples bliss, there is a “No-woman’s
land” where every effort will be made by gearhead fans to fit in
watching the race. This will be attempted against all efforts by
the opposite sex to create a “pay attention to me” kind of day.
While I am sure many may pull this feat off with a level of
aplomb, there will be others who will fail, and hot wings and
chocolates may become projectiles before the day is over.
In my little
corner of the country, fate has thrown a trifecta at the
gearhead community, landing the Rods and Customs Car Show on
this very day as well. While there is a Friday night opening,
and all day Saturday to get your glossy paint and chrome fix,
but if your work schedule prohibits making those dates, welcome
to the merry-go-round.
Luckily for me,
I’m not a dyed in the wool NASCAR fan, which drops one corner of
this wicked triangle right away. On the other hand, there have
been few years that I have missed the Car Show. So now I must
give thanks, and this year show how much I love my mother, since
she obviously contributed to my gearhead DNA.
At 76 years young,
she might not be as mobile as she used to be, but her desire and
love of cool looking hot rods is still going strong. For the
past few years now, we have taken in the various car shows
together and it has been great fun for us both.
On an even more
fortunate note, my lovely bride is possessed with the heavenly
quality of flexibility. If we don’t celebrate on a specific date
its no biggie since we can easily make up for it before or
after. For a gearhead like myself, this is a gift that has come
on angel’s wings, and another reason I make a concentrated
effort to fit everything in and not forget how lucky I really am
to have her.
One cannot help
but be struck at how deep our gearhead affliction goes,
especially since we are so blind to it ourselves. I see this in
myself when my wife and I travel, while she puts down the window
to snap a picture of flowers or birds, I put down the window to
hear the exhaust note of a musclecar pulling away from a stop.
While her thoughts
for Valentine’s probably lean towards flowers and chocolate (she
always loves chocolate) I would probably be thinking about a box
of braided stainless hoses for the engine bay of my car (they do
make those in anodized red) or possibly even a bouquet of
polished aluminum wheels.
I suppose if some
genius candy maker ever figures out how to coat chocolate with
some kind of edible, shiny, reflective surface, then the
gearheads will be in real trouble. I can see countless men
showing up with boxes of the new “Chocolate Chrome” only to be
met with raised eyebrows and bizarre looks. This would be
immediately followed with the look of disbelief by said gearhead
while he utters the phrase;
“Aw c’mon, what
wrong? Those are cool!”
Heaven help us if
they ever make chrome plated roses. Then again, they probably
already do somewhere, machined from billet aluminum no doubt,
polished to high reflective sheen, with a frightening price tag.
But every gearhead
knows he will never shell out so much money for something so
cool looking unless it fits on the car somewhere.
Gearheads
everywhere, we are without a doubt an afflicted bunch, so take
stock this day in this sport and hobby we love so much. Slide
off your chrome plated mirror shades and take note of those who
love you best. They are vital parts of our lives and they can’t
be fixed with wrenches (as much you might like to on occasion.)
This is the day
when you give your significant other the kind of attention like
you do that four wheeled work of art when you detail it for a
show. Attention to detail makes all the difference, and it goes
farther than the garage door.
Happy Valentine’s
Day!
Timmy
www.tobthebat.wordpress.com
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